Monday, November 19, 2007

Overheard On My Block

Tourist Lady #1, shouting into cellphone: Everyone here has herpes!
Tourist Lady #2, shouting over TL#1's shoulder into same cellphone: There's a whoooooole lotta herpes in this city!

3 comments:

Anastasia said...

Good to know. I'll keep that in mind.

Paul said...

Herpes, gotta catch 'em all! Wait, nevermind, that's Pokemon...

Texas Transplant said...

This was on the austinist today. I thought you'd like it:

Girl in the ladies bathroom at Gingerman pub: "So I was sleeping with Steve the other night and after we were done I told him that the only other man in my life was Jesus."