While I'm Here...

I figured I check my stats, since I rarely post and rarely assume people are still reading. (Hi! Sorry!)

While I still get about 10% of my monthly visitors for people looking for neutra rats (see sidebar on figgy pudding if you're new to the neutra rat saga), I got what's one of my favorite random googles to date. Often I get people looking for people peeing their pants, or people in diapers, or some other related search that really makes you wonder what the other person's wearing and (cough) doing while on the interwebs. But this one, a hit from merry ol' England, has a comforting innocence about it that makes you think it's probably a nine year old boy, slightly geeky, trying to look cool in school tomorrow instead of a 30 year old man in his mom's living room.

So, without further ado, I am proud to announce that I am the Number One hit from Google UK for "What is a butplug?"

Thank you. Thank you very much.